Our Family: Down with Daddy

Carsen's Corner

Looking at the antelope at the zoo: "Goodbye antelopes. Have a good day when hunting season starts (insert giggles)." Actually, I should have probably prefaced this by telling you that Uncle Keith talks to Carsen about shooting an antelope a lot - hence the joke at the zoo.
Grandma Barton told Carsen she was going to put a "t" in his name instead of the "n" and call him car-seat. Carsen said this: "Oh actually Grandma, you forgot the a. It isn't car seat without an a in it."
Telling Grandma about Israel: "Israel is bordered by two countries. Saudia Arabia and Jordan."
Talking about Jerusalem in Primary: "Jerusalem is in Israel and that is in the Middle East."
After dropping his fork: "Gee, that is one fast fork!"